Saturday, May 30, 2009

Things You Don't Expect to Say to your kids

I'm sure you've all had that moment. Your kid is doing something really weird/bad/unusual/unexpected, and you say something you never expected to say to your child.

Here's my past ones:

Don't stab your brother with the knife. (It was a butter knife)
Don't cut your tongue with the scissors.
Don't put the scissors in your mouth. (In both cases it was the playdough scissors, but still)

Oh, and safety scissors will cut t-shirts when used by an experimenting young boy.

But, here's the one from today, said to my little princess.....

"Don't hit your brothers with your hands, use the sword."
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